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Category: Crime

Asking a Police Officer if they’re a STRIPPER is now ILLEGAL!

02/11/2018 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, Gossip, News

Asking a real Police Officer whether they’re a “Stripper” is now ILLEGAL in Bullshire. That’s right. When a real proper

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Police Officers becoming Train Drivers

“Overwhelmed with Train Drivers” report warns

25/10/2018 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, Gossip, News

In a damning report released today, train companies throughout the land are warning that they will become “Overwhelmed” with applications

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HOSE PIPE PATROL

POLICE ‘TO ENFORCE HOSE PIPE BAN’

19/07/2018 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

Shocked Bullshire residents have taken to social media to express their anger at the forthcoming so-called ‘Hose Pipe Ban’ as

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READ: ‘The Happy Female Policeman’

07/01/2018 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, Gossip, News

The Social Media Ambassador has created an ACTUAL BOOK* and, if you choose to, you can read a few excerpts

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LURE OF A JOB FAILS TO ATTRACT WANTED CRIMINALS

22/12/2017 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

This festive season, Bullshire Police have attempted to lure wanted criminals with the promise of a job; in a bid

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WATCH! BLOKE BEING BIG BOISTEROUS BUFFOON!

18/11/2017 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

WATCH! We saw this on The Facebooks so we felt it necessary to share it on our ad-riddled website because

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Armed Police Panda Wearing High Heels Cropped

POLICE PANDA STOPS SIEGE SPORTING STILETTOS

23/10/2017 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

Crowds of shocked onlookers are said to have been looking on in shock recently when a police panda stopped a

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Armed Police Panda Wearing High Heels

POLICE PANDA STOPS SIEGE SPORTING STILETTOS

23/10/2017 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

Crowds of shocked onlookers are said to have been looking on in shock recently when a police panda stopped a

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Detective's Wrong Shoes

ELITE DETECTIVE SENT HOME ON FIRST DAY FOR WEARING ‘WRONG SHOES’

14/09/2017 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

Shocked onlookers looked on in shock within the Criminal Investigation Department [CID] of Bullshire Police when an Elite Detective on

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Bear Shitting in Woods

More police officers suffering from low morale and feeling ‘undervalued’, survey finds

30/08/2017 Bullshire Online Reporter Crime, News

Police officers are feeling increasingly undervalued, with three in five reporting low morale, a survey has warned. The Police Federation,

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