Armed Police Panda Wearing High Heels


Crowds of shocked onlookers are said to have been looking on in shock recently when a police panda stopped a siege whilst sporting stilettos.

Instead of getting off our arses to actually go and put ourselves in harms’ way, top Bullshire Online so-called ‘Reporters’ scoured social media in the safety of our offices looking for yet another way to bash the cops.

Unfortunately, regardless of whether one or two of them took a few seconds to pose for a photo wearing a panda mask or wearing high heels or whatever, the cops who stopped a siege still ran towards danger whilst we and all the other keyboard warriors crapped ourselves at the mere thought of putting ourselves in danger.