Hundreds of specially trained riot police have been drafted in following the England football team’s recent exit from ‘Euro 2016’.
Month: June 2016
BUCKS FIZZ TO BE DE-CROWNED POST-BREXIT?
Bullshire Online has learned* that, following the recent democratic decision by the people of the United Kingdom to leave the
BREXIT BRINGS BONUS TO LUXURY CAR MAKER
In 1985, Charles Baps and Henry Roy opened a luxury car factory in Skegness. Baps and Roy wanted their logo
BREAKING BREXIT NEWS! SHOCK!
News is reaching Bullshire Online of yet another post-Brexit shock! Earlier today we revealed how Snickers and Starburst will now
Post BREXIT Name Change Shock
Shocked onlookers are looking on in shock as the aftermath of the recent BREXIT vote hits home. Bullshire Online has learned*
BREXIT Will See Return of Opal Fruits and Marathon!
Bullshire Online has learned that the recent BREXIT vote will see the return of our beloved Opal Fruits and Marathon.
Police to Buy Car Thieves New Cars!
In order to save cash spent on investigating car thefts, Bullshire Police will buy all Bullshire youths a car so they
Copper Chopper to Fly Around in a Vacuum Bubble to Prevent Noise Complaints
Top cops from Bullshire Police have contacted so-called Reporters from Bullshire Online to ask us to remind Citizens that Bullshire’s copper
Brave Hatless Cops Reluctantly Hailed As Heroes By Media
The mainstream so-called news outlets have reluctantly hailed brave yet hatless cops as ‘Heroes’ recently but only because they did
Buffoon Claims They May Have Dreamt Up Police Complaint
A drug addled career criminal buffoon has recently admitted they may have dreamt up an elaborate complaint against a Bullshire