Month: February 2019

‘BEARS SH*T IN WOODS’ – EXPENSIVE POLICE SURVEY FINDS

An expensive ‘Police Survey’ has revealed something that nobody knew! Read on to find out more. SURVEY The results of

POLICE UNVEIL NEW WEAPON TO COMBAT “MOPED ENABLED CRIME” (258,486)
POLICE USE ‘HONEST SIGN’ IN A BID TO AVOID STUPID QUESTIONS (214,808)
A DAY ON PATROL WITH A POLICE DOG HANDLER (211,695)
POLICE TO RENAME POLICE DOGS FOLLOWING COMPLAINTS (208,037)
POLICE TURN BACKS ON PEOPLE WHO SAY ‘WHY SHOULD I?’ (205,867)