Bullshire Online has learned that the recent BREXIT vote will see the return of our beloved Opal Fruits and Marathon.
Faceless Eurocrats had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the renaming of Opal Fruits to Starburst.
Similarly, faceless Eurocrats had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the renaming of Marathon to Snickers.
However, since when have facts been allowed to stand in the way of media nonsense propaganda?