In a revolutionary move which will send shock waves throughout ‘Generation Snowflake, Bullshire’s top cop has lashed out at members
Month: January 2017
POLICE ‘ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY’ FOR NON-GRITTED ROADS
As the weather worsens, many roads are being left non-gritted which obviously affects motorists who venture out without realising they’re
GP RECEPTIONISTS AND POLICE CALL TAKERS TO SWAP ROLES
It probably hasn’t escaped your attention that there’s a problem at the moment. Have you ever tried to get an
STUCK IN THE SNOW? CALL THE POLICE SNOW PATROL TO SORT IT!
Bullshire is bracing itself for a battering of the white stuff; with Bullshire Police busy preparing for the inevitable calls
PLUG-IN POLICE PANDAS PLACE PUBLIC IN PERIL
In a bid to be seen as being all ‘Eco-Friendly’ Bullshire Police have ditched the cheaper diesel chugging cop cars
THE POLICE ARE ‘RESPONSIBLE FOR NHS CRISIS’
Over recent months it’s become apparent that the NHS is in crisis. Exclusive information received by Bullshire Online can reveal
Sky News Reporter ‘Responsible for Civil Unrest’
In the midst of unrest up north, it could be suggested that a Sky News so-called ‘Reporter’ is ‘Responsible’. Speaking
POLICE USE ‘HONEST SIGN’ IN A BID TO AVOID STUPID QUESTIONS
In a bid to stop stupid members of the public from asking stupid questions when they close roads, Bullshire Police
‘Fury Sparked’ as ‘Honest Signs’ Trigger ‘Generation Snowflake’
Shocked onlookers looked on in shock as Bullshire Police introduced even more ‘Honest Signs’ earlier today (Saturday). Scores of shocked,
‘Honest Signs’ Spark Fury Amongst Generation Snowflake
Fury has been sparked amongst generation snowflake as Bullshire Police unveil new ‘Honest Signs’ on their fleet of vehicles. Until