Bullshire Police are appealing for information in a bid to identify this “…serial narcissi snatcher…” after a serious spate of
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BULLSHIRE FIREMAN CHARGED WITH HAVING A ‘BLADED ARTICLE’
Following one supposed ‘Complaint’ from a stupid and arrogant buffoon, a Bullshire Fireman has been charged with having a ‘Bladed
POLICE INVEST MILLIONS IN A BID TO REDUCE RURAL CRIME
Bullshire Police are set to invest millions of Bullshire’s tax payers’ money in a bid to reduce rural crime. Instead
‘Beware of Photoshop’ sign found in Bullshire branded ‘disgusting and unacceptable’
A “disgusting” road sign warning people about the presence of Photoshop has been found attached to a lamppost in north
SOMEONE WROTE ABUSE ON A POLICE OFFICER’S CAR – THEIR RESPONSE IS PRICELESS!
Upon returning to their personal car recently, a Bullshire Police Officer discovered someone had scrawled an apparently abusive message in
PLOPPING PC PERMITTED TO PLOD
A Bullshire Police Officer who admitted to having a poo on duty has been allowed to keep his job. Earlier
‘BUFFOONS’ WHO MOAN ABOUT POLICE WITH GUNS CAN ‘EAT THEIR WORDS’
In a revolutionary move which will send shock waves throughout ‘Generation Snowflake, Bullshire’s top cop has lashed out at members
POLICE ‘ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY’ FOR NON-GRITTED ROADS
As the weather worsens, many roads are being left non-gritted which obviously affects motorists who venture out without realising they’re
GP RECEPTIONISTS AND POLICE CALL TAKERS TO SWAP ROLES
It probably hasn’t escaped your attention that there’s a problem at the moment. Have you ever tried to get an
STUCK IN THE SNOW? CALL THE POLICE SNOW PATROL TO SORT IT!
Bullshire is bracing itself for a battering of the white stuff; with Bullshire Police busy preparing for the inevitable calls