A ScareCop in a Field

POLICE INVEST MILLIONS IN A BID TO REDUCE RURAL CRIME

Bullshire Police are set to invest millions of Bullshire’s tax payers’ money in a bid to reduce rural crime.

Instead of swanning around in marked up tractors or buying quad bikes nobody’s allowed to ride, Bullshire Police have approached the most expensive providers of straw-filled humanoid forms they could find.

Paying only top price for 1000 of the straw-filled humanoid forms, Bullshire Police will be able to say that they don’t treat rural crime as a joke.

Operation ScareCop is believed to be the first operation of its kind to have taken place in Bullshire and will involve 1000 straw-filled humanoid forms dressed as Police Officers being erected in the one remaining rural area of Bullshire.

A spokesperson for the Elite Rural Crime Squad of Bullshire Police said,

I was looking forward to tazzing around on a quad bike or posing next to a ridiculous marked tractor, but now I’ve got to dig holes and pop these ScareCop things into each.  This is too much like hard work for me.

I joined the Elite Rural Crime Squad to have a break because I’m really lazy.