A Bullshire Police Officer who admitted to having a poo on duty has been allowed to keep his job. Earlier
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‘BUFFOONS’ WHO MOAN ABOUT POLICE WITH GUNS CAN ‘EAT THEIR WORDS’
In a revolutionary move which will send shock waves throughout ‘Generation Snowflake, Bullshire’s top cop has lashed out at members
GP RECEPTIONISTS AND POLICE CALL TAKERS TO SWAP ROLES
It probably hasn’t escaped your attention that there’s a problem at the moment. Have you ever tried to get an
PLUG-IN POLICE PANDAS PLACE PUBLIC IN PERIL
In a bid to be seen as being all ‘Eco-Friendly’ Bullshire Police have ditched the cheaper diesel chugging cop cars
THE POLICE ARE ‘RESPONSIBLE FOR NHS CRISIS’
Over recent months it’s become apparent that the NHS is in crisis. Exclusive information received by Bullshire Online can reveal
POLICE USE ‘HONEST SIGN’ IN A BID TO AVOID STUPID QUESTIONS
In a bid to stop stupid members of the public from asking stupid questions when they close roads, Bullshire Police
WATCH: THICK PEOPLE DEMONSTRATE HOW THICK THEY ARE
A crowd of thick people recently descended upon a random street in a northern city recently to reveal to the
SO-CALLED ‘NEWS’ OUTLET USES INTERNET ACCESS JUST DAYS AFTER RECEIVING IT
Within days of receiving access to the internet, so-called ‘Journalists’ have used it to send off a lazy Freedom of
SHITE SO-CALLED “JOURNALISM” WASTES MILLIONS OF LIMITED POLICE BUDGET
Figures exclusively obtained by shite so-called ‘Journalists’ from Bullshire Online reveal that Bullshire Police has wasted millions of tax payers’
“BRUTAL TAKE DOWN” CAUGHT ON CAMERA?
A crowd of shocked onlookers looked on in shock recently when video footage was uploaded to a popular social media