Following a number of complaints from snowflakes, Bullshire Police have been forced to review their safety procedures. In the past,
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AXING OF JEREMY KYLE SHOW LEAVES POLICE WITH NO TRAINING MATERIAL
Boffins at Bullshire’s ‘College of Policing’ – Sorry, Collapse of Policing – Are left without training material following the axing
SNOWFLAKE LIBERALS PREFER COPS TO PUNCH CHILDREN
So called “Spit Hoods” use on spitting ‘children’ is ‘nasty’; but snowflake liberals offer no alternative; and, therefore, would prefer
POLICE ‘UNDER FIRE’ OVER CONTROVERSIAL ANTI-KNIFE CRIME BILLBOARD
Top Cops at Bullshire Police are, once again, under fire following a ‘Controversial’ anti-knife crime poster appearing on Bullshire’s roadside
‘BEARS SH*T IN WOODS’ – EXPENSIVE POLICE SURVEY FINDS
An expensive ‘Police Survey’ has revealed something that nobody knew! Read on to find out more. SURVEY The results of
WATCH! MACHETE WIELDING BUFFOON BUZZED IN THE BALLS?
Are his gonads a gonner? We certainly hope so. What a buffoon. Being buzzed in the balls.
WHAT THE POLICE DID NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!
The internet has gone into MELT DOWN following the shock release of a ‘Tweet’ from the real proper British Transport
HOW MANY TIMES HAS A ‘TASER STUN GUN’ BEEN DRAWN IN BULLSHIRE?
Bullshire Online can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL how many times a ‘TASER STUN GUN’ has been drawn in Bullshire in 2019. You
Police ‘Forced to PUNCH and Hit CHILDREN and DOGS With METAL BARS’
Bullshire Police Officers are now being encouraged to PUNCH and hit CHILDREN and DOGS with METAL BARS, Bullshire Online can
SAME MONGOLES DEMANDING ‘WIFI BLOCKING EQUIPMENT’ AT AIRPORTS NOW MOAN ABOUT HAVING NO WIFI AT AIRPORTS
You will have seen in the so-called ‘News’ recently a lot of stories about the ‘Drones’ causing chaos at a