Crowds of shocked onlookers looked on in shock earlier to day when they saw something that shocked them.
“Karen” – Who didn’t want to be named – told our intrepid Bullshire Online so-called ‘Reporter’ that she couldn’t believe her eyes.
“…I’ve never seen anything like it before. I was discustard…”“Karen”, Lodgegrad, Bullshire
Karen, – a 18 year old baby mother of 26 by 30 different baby fathers – added,
“…At first I forted dat is wz 1 of dem fancy dress fings innit? but den I reckugnised im as a pig innit…”
Our intrepid so-called ‘Journalist’ contacted Bullshire Police for a comment; who said:
“…Why don’t you and your bunch of rabble rousing wankers just fuck off and let us get on with trying to fight crime and stuff? Cunt…”Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE [MBSE/GCSE/B-Tec]