A crowd of shocked onlookers looked on in shock when they posted on Social Media that they had “…seen 8 Police Officers chatting at a McDonald’s restaurant in Bullshire at 3.30am…”
Quick in their rebuttal of such nonsense dross which appeared to disrespect the police, Bullshire Police responded with:
“… FUCK RIGHT OFF. There’s no way we have 8 Police Officers on duty at any given time in Bullshire. You are chattin’ bubbles you fucking buffoon…”
“…We call your claim BULLSHIT…”
A Bullshire Police spokesperson continued:
“…And what the fuck – exactly – has it got to do with you? You probably don’t even have a fucking job. And what were YOU doing in McDonald’s at 3.30am? Out on the rob we bet? Or out scoring some weed? Go on – Fuck off. Nosey bastard…”
The Bullshire Police spokesperson also appears to have researched the fat bastard who had the audacity to post bullshit on Social Media by concluding:
“…We’ve had a chat with the bobby who was in the arches when you photographed them after tutting. Was that your missus? Fuck me, she was a greasy haired fat minger ‘n’ half she was! And you – You could do with cutting down on the arches stuff and, maybe, learn how to do a bit of jogging of something. You’re fucking massive. And you have ginger hair. So fuck off you fat ginger haired cunt…”
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