Following a politically correct rant from a top Bullshire Police cop, shoppers will soon be able to buy ‘Manpons’ by ‘Manpax’.
Bullshire Online has exclusively learnt that the top cop was offended because, when out shopping, he couldn’t see any male equivalent of the tampon which he will say is not gender neutral enough in its marketing strategy.
After applying pressure of the full weight of the law upon the company who manufacture the tampons, they have had to give way and, therefore, will be supplying ‘Manpons’ from now on; for men to use during menstruation.
Or ‘GenderNeutralStruation’ as it should be called. Obviously.