Chickens

THREE SUN REPORTERS SEEN EATING AND NOT WORKING

The tables have been turned on three troublesome so-called ‘Reporters’ today as an avid snapper snapped a snap of a troublesome trio of ‘Sun Reporters’ poking their peckers into some grub when they should poking their pesky peckers into other peoples’ voicemail or something.

No, sorry.  Again, this is fake news.  Sorry.