SO-CALLED ‘JOURNALIST’ SHITS HIS BREAKFAST WHEN FACED WITH CONFRONTATION

A shocked onlooker who, after recently looking on in shock, has approached Bullshire Online¬†and told us a really interesting story we couldn’t help but share with our declining audience because we’re so shit.

The shocked onlooker told us they’d seen a so-called ‘Journalist’ pooing his pants when faced with a confrontational situation; resulting in his y-fronts being soiled with croissants and coffee.

Sorry, this is #FakeNews because we’re shite and we made it up simply to garner clicks to our ad-riddled so-called ‘news’ outlet which, to be frank, is obsolete because it’s so shite.