In a Bullshire Online exclusive, head honcho of Bullshire Police has spoken out about the idea of bringing in ‘Direct
Month: March 2017
POLICE APPEAL: ‘SERIAL NARCISSI SNATCHER SOUGHT’
Bullshire Police are appealing for information in a bid to identify this “…serial narcissi snatcher…” after a serious spate of
BULLSHIRE FIREMAN CHARGED WITH HAVING A ‘BLADED ARTICLE’
Following one supposed ‘Complaint’ from a stupid and arrogant buffoon, a Bullshire Fireman has been charged with having a ‘Bladed
POLICE INVEST MILLIONS IN A BID TO REDUCE RURAL CRIME
Bullshire Police are set to invest millions of Bullshire’s tax payers’ money in a bid to reduce rural crime. Instead
‘Beware of Photoshop’ sign found in Bullshire branded ‘disgusting and unacceptable’
A “disgusting” road sign warning people about the presence of Photoshop has been found attached to a lamppost in north
SOMEONE WROTE ABUSE ON A POLICE OFFICER’S CAR – THEIR RESPONSE IS PRICELESS!
Upon returning to their personal car recently, a Bullshire Police Officer discovered someone had scrawled an apparently abusive message in