Have you ever sat there and wondered “What planet am I actually from?”
Here at Bullshire Online we often ask ourselves this very question which the reason why one of our intrepid reporters decided to extensively research then write this article.
Our intrepid reporter spent many hours scouring the internet and thinking of sending out loads of lazy ‘Freedom of Information Act’ requests to wast official organisations’ time; but, after only an our or two of thinking, they decided they had enough information to compile this article.
So, in answer to the question which led you to review this article:
You’re from earth.
Unless, of course, you’re not. In which case you’re from wherever you are.