Stone Roses Fans React to New Single


Fans of the four piece beat combo¬†The Stone Roses who were there at the start in the late 1980’s have reacted to the new 45RPM record in a strange way.

Entitled ‘All For One’ the 7″ offering ¬†appears only to contain the lyrics “All for one and one for all” and, with the greatest level of respect to the cheeky chappies from the Manchester area, appears to be around 3 minutes of a looped 10 second excerpt of what appears to be an uncomplicated chord sequence with the same lyrics repeated over and over.

Many fans of the boy band now have the ‘All for one and one for all’ line going round and round in their head; which whisks them back to a cartoon of their childhood entitled ‘Dogtanian and the Three Muskahounds’.

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