Shocked onlookers are looking on in shock as the aftermath of the recent BREXIT vote hits home. Bullshire Online has learned*
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BREXIT Will See Return of Opal Fruits and Marathon!
Bullshire Online has learned that the recent BREXIT vote will see the return of our beloved Opal Fruits and Marathon.
Police to Buy Car Thieves New Cars!
In order to save cash spent on investigating car thefts, Bullshire Police will buy all Bullshire youths a car so they
Copper Chopper to Fly Around in a Vacuum Bubble to Prevent Noise Complaints
Top cops from Bullshire Police have contacted so-called Reporters from Bullshire Online to ask us to remind Citizens that Bullshire’s copper
Brave Hatless Cops Reluctantly Hailed As Heroes By Media
The mainstream so-called news outlets have reluctantly hailed brave yet hatless cops as ‘Heroes’ recently but only because they did
Buffoon Claims They May Have Dreamt Up Police Complaint
A drug addled career criminal buffoon has recently admitted they may have dreamt up an elaborate complaint against a Bullshire
BREAKING NEWS – Police Tickle Man to DEATH Until He’s DEAD Shock!
Uniformed bullies have tickled a man to death using tickling sticks Bullshire Online has learned. Earlier today (Tuesday) paid thugs
Youth Spared Prison Due to Magistrate’s Lack of Backbone
A feral underclass youth was spared prison earlier today because the Magistrates at Bullshire Magistrates’ Court are invertebrates. Minus their
“Where the F*%K Are The Police?” Cries Fat Unemployable Woman
Last week, in a Bullshire Online exclusive, we revealed how a fat lazy woman had to walk an extra ten
Female Cop Beater Spared Prison Because She Has Nice Fingernails
Earlier today (Thursday) a vile underclass usually intoxicated benefit recipient was spared prison by a lenient Magistrate because she had fingernails.