Windscreen Saw

BULLSHIRE FIREMAN CHARGED WITH HAVING A ‘BLADED ARTICLE’

Following one supposed ‘Complaint’ from a stupid and arrogant buffoon, a Bullshire Fireman has been charged with having a ‘Bladed Article’ in a public place.

Pandering to the public, the Crown Prosecution Service have stabbed the professional in the back and pandered to the public by charging the fireman for having a ‘Bladed Article’ in a public place.

Although details are sketchy, it is understood that the Bullshire Fireman used a tool to saw through a windscreen but this resulted in stupid arrogant buffoon apparently making a complaint (or being approached and told to make a complaint).

No statement has been released by the Crown Prosecution Service who are believed to be invertebrates.