Police Helicopter Above Bullshire

Why was the Police Helicopter above Bullshire? HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW!

Are you wondering why the Police Helicopter was flying above Bullshire?

You’re not alone!

Thousands of nosey bastards are wondering the same.

We contacted Bullshire Police but they told us to fuck off and stop being so nosey.

We don’t know either; so we suggest you crack on with your own life; you nosey bastard.

Unless, of course, you’re the person the copper chopper’s looking for; in which case:  Don’t hide in a wheelie bin because you’ll end up looking like a twat on Road Wars or something.

Seeing as you’re here, why don’t you choose to peruse our little ‘Shop’ thing?