Social Media erupted in fury recently when a totally innocent word was branded ‘Offensive’ by a thick person; which resulted in Bullshire Online undertaking a bit of investigative journalism.

Bullshire Online have discovered that Moist 69 Apparel is the brainchild of the somewhat eccentric self-titled ‘Social Media Ambassador’ of Bullshire Police who, by virtue of his age, is allowed to refer to himself as ‘…eccentric…’ as opposed to ‘…a bit weird…’

Making “Disgusting” designs available to choose to procure, Moist 69 has been branded by thick people as “…offensive…” and “…discusting…”

What do you think of Moist 69?  Do you think the following design is offensive?  We do.  It’s disgusting.  Who’d wear a t-shirt with “Moist Fan Knee” on it?

If you think this is bad, you should look at the growing range of other ‘Moist 69’ stuff on their website.

They’re all disgusting.

Word on the street tells Bullshire Online that early supporters may be rewarded in the fullness of time.