Category: Crime
Police in Court Following Brutal TASER Incident
Bullshire Police are, once again, facing heavy criticism as Bullshire Crown Court hears how a simple Anti-Social Behaviour issue quickly
SIT-DOWN PROTEST TO BLOCK A50
Shocked onlookers looked on in shock as a number of thick people began a ‘sit-down protest’ in order to block
PEOPLE SCARED TO READ OR WATCH THE SO-CALLED “NEWS”
Bullshire Online has learned that many people are now too scared to read or watch the so-called news because they’re
‘ENGEXIT’ RESULTS IN THICK PEOPLE ‘RIOTING’
Hundreds of specially trained riot police have been drafted in following the England football team’s recent exit from ‘Euro 2016’.
Police to Buy Car Thieves New Cars!
In order to save cash spent on investigating car thefts, Bullshire Police will buy all Bullshire youths a car so they
Copper Chopper to Fly Around in a Vacuum Bubble to Prevent Noise Complaints
Top cops from Bullshire Police have contacted so-called Reporters from Bullshire Online to ask us to remind Citizens that Bullshire’s copper
Brave Hatless Cops Reluctantly Hailed As Heroes By Media
The mainstream so-called news outlets have reluctantly hailed brave yet hatless cops as ‘Heroes’ recently but only because they did
Buffoon Claims They May Have Dreamt Up Police Complaint
A drug addled career criminal buffoon has recently admitted they may have dreamt up an elaborate complaint against a Bullshire
BREAKING NEWS – Police Tickle Man to DEATH Until He’s DEAD Shock!
Uniformed bullies have tickled a man to death using tickling sticks Bullshire Online has learned. Earlier today (Tuesday) paid thugs