A “disgusting” road sign warning people about the presence of Photoshop has been found attached to a lamppost in north Bullshire.
The triangular sign, discovered Bullshire on Monday, shows a silhouette of a Photoshop logo.
It is in the same style as official government road signs which warn of dangers including schoolchildren crossing the road and slippery surfaces.
Someone posted the image on Twitter which resulted in numerous vultures swarming and circling for a bite of the cherry and loads of so-called news reports which appear not to have established the absolute validity of the digital image.
Someone of no real importance branded the ‘Beware of Photoshop’ sign as “disgusting and unacceptable”.
We understand the matter has been reported to Bullshire Police who have released the following statement:
We find it rather odd that, for such a ‘disgusting and unacceptable’ image, so-called ‘news’ outlets are quite happily publishing the actual supposedly disgusting and unacceptable image without ‘censoring’ it. If the sign is so disgusting, why are they showing it? It could be suggested that, by showing the sign themselves, that they are just as “guilty” of an offence as the person who supposedly erected the sign in the first place?
Alternatively, someone, somewhere is furthering the ‘Divide Agenda’ for some reason we can’t fathom.