An expensive ‘Police Survey’ has revealed something that nobody knew! Read on to find out more.
SURVEY
The results of a ‘Police Federation’ survey have been released recently, which have revealed that bears shit in the woods.
The survey also revealed that the pope is catholic.
UTTER WASTE OF TIME
The problem is, nobody gives a shit.
The survey results have been presented in a cool looking 29 (twenty nine) page document which contains loads of sexy looking graphs, tiny footnotes by a “Research Practitioner” who appears to work for the Police Federation and, although we can’t find out exactly, probably earns more than a Student Police Officer.
We did carry out a quick search of jobs at the Police Federation and discovered that, for a paltry £30,000 – £89,999 p/a you can become an ‘Associate Consultant” for the Fed. Sorry – “Trainer”.