You will have seen in the so-called ‘News’ recently a lot of stories about the ‘Drones’ causing chaos at a busy airport.
After reading all the armchair experts’ comments on Social Media, Bullshire Airport decided to secure their air space by installing ‘Wi-Fi Jamming Equipment’ around its perimeter.
‘WIFI JAMMING’
Bullshire Airport’s Chief Executive said,
“…Obviously I know fuck all about airports, so I turned to Social Media to see what the armchair experts had to suggest; and I saw a load of fucking morons going on about ‘WiFi Jamming’ so that’s what we did…”
‘JAMMED WIFI’
Bullshire Airport now has a water-tight perimeter; and, inside its airspace there simply isn’t any WiFi signal. In fact, the ‘WiFi’ jamming equipment now means there’s no mobile phone signal at all within Bullshire Aiport.
This has led to the same utter mongoles who demanded “WiFi Jamming Equipment” moaning about having neither WiFi nor mobile phone signal within the airport.
‘UTTER FUCKWITS’
Bosses at Bullshire Airport, along with top cops from Bullshire Police say,
“…The general public are a bunch of utter fuckwits. They ought to fuck off; and, when they’ve fucked off, they should fuck off some more…”