Month: April 2022

REFUGEES SAY “HI” TO BULLSHIRE!

Bullshire welcomed its first wave of refugees earlier today; when a family arrived at their new flat above one of

POLICE UNVEIL NEW WEAPON TO COMBAT “MOPED ENABLED CRIME” (462,405)
A DAY ON PATROL WITH A POLICE DOG HANDLER (379,566)
Is THIS the most offensive mug you’ve ever seen? (365,127)
POLICE TO RENAME POLICE DOGS FOLLOWING COMPLAINTS (361,121)
POLICE TURN BACKS ON PEOPLE WHO SAY ‘WHY SHOULD I?’ (357,608)