In this shocking footage, we can see what happened when a Bullshire Police Officer lit a particularly pungent guff whilst inside a riot van.
Obviously it’s not true; but you clicked onto our website. Which makes us feel like a real proper so-called ‘news’ organisation. And makes us chuckle.
What we’ll do now is bombard you with loads of annoying adverts; and, obviously, pop in a link to our little ‘Store’ where you can choose to procure all sorts of mischievous stuff:
Fixed Penalty Notice Hero Drinking Vessel
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We don't expect to sell many (any) of these; but, if you get where we're coming from with this one, choose to 'Buy our Social Media Ambassador a Pint'. Not that they'll get a chance to actually drink it; unless, of course, they have a fucking Scotch Egg with it.
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