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POLICE OFFICER LIGHTS FART INSIDE RIOT VAN

In this shocking footage, we can see what happened when a Bullshire Police Officer lit a particularly pungent guff whilst inside a riot van.

Obviously it’s not true; but you clicked onto our website. Which makes us feel like a real proper so-called ‘news’ organisation. And makes us chuckle.

What we’ll do now is bombard you with loads of annoying adverts; and, obviously, pop in a link to our little ‘Store’ where you can choose to procure all sorts of mischievous stuff:

Children's 'Forensics' T-Shirt

SKU ForensicsTShirt
£14.00
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These are individually made to order; prepared by our Social Media Ambassador. Please allow sufficient time for this to happen.

The final product may vary in look but not massively.

Where names are particularly difficult to prepare due to the scale, our Social Media Ambassador will make an executive design decision.

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  • 100% Cottton
  • Shoulder to shoulder tape
  • 1x1 rib knit collar with collar stitch
  • Tubular construction
  • Name label
  • Suitable for 40 degree machine wash and tumble dry
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Children's 'Forensics' T-Shirt