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POLICE OFFICER LIGHTS FART INSIDE RIOT VAN

In this shocking footage, we can see what happened when a Bullshire Police Officer lit a particularly pungent guff whilst inside a riot van.

Obviously it’s not true; but you clicked onto our website. Which makes us feel like a real proper so-called ‘news’ organisation. And makes us chuckle.

What we’ll do now is bombard you with loads of annoying adverts; and, obviously, pop in a link to our little ‘Store’ where you can choose to procure all sorts of mischievous stuff:

Bullshire 'Face Covering'

BSMaskSnood
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These are 'Cloth Coverings' and we make absolutely zero assertion that they will prevent the spread of nasties. They will, however, stop your spittle and phlegm from showering everyone within your immediate vicinity. Possibly.

We believe they'll satisfy observers into thinking you conforming to diktats.

They are available as a mask thing; or as a 'Snood' thing.

The design on the 'Snood' will be the same as the one shown on the 'Mask'. We can't be bothered to create the 'Product Images' just yet.

If you choose two (or more) and you want differing designs; pop it in the 'Special Requests' bit. We'll make it happen.

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