In this shocking footage, we can see what happened when a Bullshire Police Officer lit a particularly pungent guff whilst inside a riot van.

Obviously it’s not true; but you clicked onto our website. Which makes us feel like a real proper so-called ‘news’ organisation. And makes us chuckle.

What we’ll do now is bombard you with loads of annoying adverts; and, obviously, pop in a link to our little ‘Store’ where you can choose to procure all sorts of mischievous stuff:

A "Pint for the Social Media Ambassador"

Name: A "Scotch Egg for the Social Media Ambassador"
SKU: SMAPint
Price: 4.08 GBP
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In the past, if you didn't want to choose to procure 'Bullshire Stuff' you could choose to procure a 'Virtual Pint' for our Social Media Ambassador.

Any forthcoming wedge was put towards 'Morale Bundles' for injured bobbies and to procure various bits and bobs which we donated to the wonderful Care of Police Survivors charity. Naturally, because running 'Bullshire' far from free, wedge was also put towards keeping the lights on at Bullshire HQ.

But now, because our supreme leaders say so, a 'Virtual Pint' cannot be procured; it must be accompanied by a 'Substantial Meal'.

Therefore, if you don't want to choose to procure any physical Bullshire Stuff, you'll have to choose to consider the question of deciding to procure a 'Virtual Scotch Egg' for our Social Media Ambassador; which will allow them to keep the lights on and to continue running all things 'Bullshire'.

You don't have to, obviously. We'll carry on doing what we do, because it's a laugh.

Merry Christmas.

A "Pint for the Social Media Ambassador"

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