YELLOW SNOW ALERT LIKELY TO SEE MOTORISTS DRIVING LIKE COCKS – POLICE WARN

Bullshire’s Meteor Office has issued a ‘Yellow Warning’ which, apparently, means that snow might fall from the skies above Bullshire at some point when it’s a bit chilly.

That’s right.

In a shocking revelation, Bullshire’s weather professors have forecast that, when it’s a bit chilly, snow might fall from the skies.

For Bullshire’s motorists, this will see them driving like complete and utter cocks.

Unless the Bullshire Motorist owns a Mercedes or a BMW; in which case they’re fucked.

A spokesperson for Bullshire Police said,

“…Most people drive like complete and utter cocks when there’s a tiny bit of snow on the ground.

We particularly like laughing at BMW and/or Mercedes drivers who, when it’s not snowing, drive around like they’re the cock of the kingdom.  However, when their rear wheel drive car won’t even move in the snow, we piss ourselves.  Unless, obviously, they’ve got a 4 wheel drive version; in which case we just laugh at them because they’re cocks anyway…”

Personalised 'Police Baby' Baby Grow

PoliceBabyGrow
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Choose to adorn your 'Police Baby' or babies in their very own 'Police Baby' baby grow.

Apparently, these short sleeved bodysuits are 100% cotton, have an 'Envelope Neck Line' and have 'Bottom Popper Fasteners'. Who knew?

They are personalised to your requirement; ideally with a number and name.

The 'Little Radio' is an optional extra, and shown for illustration purposes. The additional 'Mini TASER-type' and 'Body Worn Video' things won't be real ones; they'll be little picture type things which look like them.

If you choose to procure more than one; they'll be exactly the same. Otherwise we'll get confused.

There is no rank choice; because a Police Baby is a 'Police Baby'. Obviously. Besides, we couldn't work out how to make really small epaulettes. Sorry.

Each of these is hand prepared to order so please bear this in mind if choosing to order one. They may take a few days.

Any queries, concerns or issues can be addressed to salesadmin@bullshirepolice.com












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