Bullshire’s Meteor Office has issued a ‘Yellow Warning’ which, apparently, means that snow might fall from the skies above Bullshire at some point when it’s a bit chilly.
That’s right.
In a shocking revelation, Bullshire’s weather professors have forecast that, when it’s a bit chilly, snow might fall from the skies.
For Bullshire’s motorists, this will see them driving like complete and utter cocks.
Unless the Bullshire Motorist owns a Mercedes or a BMW; in which case they’re fucked.
A spokesperson for Bullshire Police said,
“…Most people drive like complete and utter cocks when there’s a tiny bit of snow on the ground.
We particularly like laughing at BMW and/or Mercedes drivers who, when it’s not snowing, drive around like they’re the cock of the kingdom. However, when their rear wheel drive car won’t even move in the snow, we piss ourselves. Unless, obviously, they’ve got a 4 wheel drive version; in which case we just laugh at them because they’re cocks anyway…”
