Following years of frustration at GP’s receptionists lack of friendliness and helpfulness, they are finally being replaced with a more amenable alternative.
That’s right.
Bullshire Online can exclusively reveal that, from today, GP Receptionists throughout Bullshire will be replaced with a three headed hound who breathes fire.
Operation Cerberus is being rolled out throughout Bullshire and is intended to make it easier to get an appointment with your GP; because the three headed fire breathing hound from hell will be easier to convince that you need to see a doctor, and won’t be such a nosey obstructive bitch.