The sight of armed police on our streets is causing serious concern for some. Well, when we say ‘some’ we mean it’s not actually causing serious concern at all; but many so-called news outlets find it appropriate to go on and on and on about it.
Especially when armed cops have the audacity to eat! As a ‘news outlet’ ourselves, we think we should educate the stupid into thinking this is outrageous!
Imagine our shock when we discovered what armed cops are now wearing; in order to prevent idiots within the so-called news media from instructing their audience to be alarmed and upset.
That’s right – armed cops are now issued with colostomy bags.
Instead of having to poo when carrying a GUN they poo into a bag; which is emptied later on when they’re not carrying a GUN.
Bullshire Online understand that catheters are also installed; meaning armed cops wee into a bag – which, like the colostomy bag, is emptied when they’re not carrying a GUN.