Crowds of shocked onlookers looked on in shock earlier today (Thursday) as bully-boy-bobbies from Bullshire Police bundled a poor defenceless swan into the back of their riot van.
Witnesses to the incident told Bullshire Online that they were watching a lovely graceful swan walking on some grass when a riot van full of bully-boy-bobbies drove past.
“One of them must have seen the swan because the next thing I saw was the riot van turning round and coming back”.
One local man snapped a snap of the swan in-situ.
“The swan was on some grass in contravention of a ‘Keep off the Grass’ sign but there was no need to arrest it” said one shocked onlooker as he described how at least 50 bully-boy-bobbies bundled the swan into their riot van.
“The swan had no chance.”
“They bundled the swan into the riot van, closed the doors and drove off. I could hear the swan banging and swearing, shouting it was going to bang out the driver when the cuffs were off.”