FIREFIGHTERS TO STRIKE AFTER BEING ISSUED PILLOWS WHICH “AREN’T FLUFFY ENOUGH”?

When they’re not rescuing cats from trees or cruising around the town centre looking at women, Bullshire’s brave and heroic firefighters spend their time playing pool, volleyball, tennis and working out in the gym.

All the strenuous work these heroes get up to means they quite often get tired – especially after they’ve sat down to enjoy a five course meal.

However, Bullshire Online have learned* that Bullshire’s brave firefighters are considering taking industrial action after their hapless bosses supplied them with pillows which, according to the Bullshire Fire Brigade Union boss, “Simply aren’t up to standard; in that they’re not fluffy enough.”

The top Fire Brigade Union boss continued “One of the lads recently had a tattoo on his neck and, after watching films on Netflix for six hours whilst on duty, felt a bit tired.  When he rested his head on the pillow provided it was a bit hard.”

“I’ve demanded fluffier pillows be provided immediately.  If they’re not, we’re going to go on strike.”

*fabricated