A drug addled career criminal buffoon has recently admitted they may have dreamt up an elaborate complaint against a Bullshire Police Officer in a bid to escape conviction.
The buffoon (not pictured) decided that, to potentially avoid being done for something they were caught red handed doing, they’d make up a story to allege they were assaulted by the arresting officer.
Because the very very professional Professional Standards Department of Bullshire Police are also a bunch of buffoons, they immediately believed the drug addled convicted liar and suspended the Police Officer; completely ignoring all available evidence.
The investigation, which has been ongoing for at least 18 months because the very very professional Professional Standards Department are inept and lazy, culminated in a recent public disciplinary hearing where the drug-addled fool admitted they may have dreamt up the whole thing.
A spokesperson for the very very professional Professional Standards Department said “I’m an idiot.”