Social Media was on high alert earlier today when someone, somewhere saw a white transit van near to a school or something.
The mum – who can’t be named because she’s so stupid she can’t remember her own name, turned to Social Media to complain that her local Police “dn’t do nufin” [sic.] after she apparently heard from her baby-father’s sister’s new boyfriend’s sister’s aunt that a white transit van “ful ov peedos” [sic.] was seen near to her spawn’s school.
Nobody from Bullshire Police was available to comment because, due to the government’s systematic destruction of the police service, there aren’t any Police Officers anywhere any more.
