Earlier on today (Saturday 14th May 2016) a child opened a loaf of bread to extract a slice of bread whilst preparing a sandwich.
Intending to hand craft a two-round sandwich containing a butter substitute, cheese and potentially some brown sauce, the child was left confused, shocked and thoroughly upset by what they found inside the loaf of bread.
Expecting to find slices of bread, the child discovered that their mischievous father had written the word ‘Clickbait’ on the back of an old receipt and put it inside the packaging.
That’s about it really. Oh, there was some bread inside too.