Bullshire’s oldest response cop has exclusively contacted Bullshire Online to apologise on behalf of his colleagues for the way they dealt with the minor’s trike back in the early 1980s.
As you may have seen from other more mainstream “News” outlets, today’s police service is to be held wholly accountable for the way things were done back in the 80s.
Wiping tears from his eyes and dribble from his beard, the un-named response cop said “I was 11 when it all kicked off with the minor’s trike; but I know deep down that I’m absolutely responsible.”
For those who are unaware, during the minor’s trike incident, loads of blokes got all angry with the wrong people and, when they lost, they started crying and blaming everyone but themselves.