A feral underclass youth was spared prison earlier today because the Magistrates at Bullshire Magistrates’ Court are invertebrates. Minus their
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“Where the F*%K Are The Police?” Cries Fat Unemployable Woman
Last week, in a Bullshire Online exclusive, we revealed how a fat lazy woman had to walk an extra ten
Female Cop Beater Spared Prison Because She Has Nice Fingernails
Earlier today (Thursday) a vile underclass usually intoxicated benefit recipient was spared prison by a lenient Magistrate because she had fingernails.
Top Cop Apologises After Assault Victim Lashes Out
A Temporary Detective Constable from Bullshire Police has been forced to apologise to an assault victim because there wasn’t a police
Woman Who Ate Police Officer Spared Prison Because She Has Nice Teeth
A vile, underclass, drunken excuse for a mother has recently been spared prison after being convicted of eating a Police
Armchair Detectives Slam Police Who ELECTROCUTED Child!
Thousands of ignorant and narrow minded armchair detective keyboard warriors are in uproar following the electrocution of a child by Bullshire Police
Parent of Arrested Child Admits They’re a Shite Parent SHOCK!
Bullshire Police have recently been commended by the police watchdog after handling a situation extremely well which involved the detention of
Police Catch Crook By Pretending to be a Police Dog!
Quick thinking cops from Bullshire Police caught a crook recently by pretending to be a police dog whilst dangling from a
“We’ll Park Where The F*%K We Like” Claim Police
Fed up with morons posting photos of Police Vehicles on Social Media with comments such as “…Itz won ruel 4
The Police Are POO! So Stop Reading Other News And READ THIS!
In a bid to distract our audience from other things going on in the world, we’re going to find something