Hundreds of specially trained riot police have been drafted in following the England football team’s recent exit from ‘Euro 2016’.
As we all know, many football so-called fans are a little bit thick and, as a result of Iceland beating the England football team 2-1, they’re venting their frustration at Iceland; the popular frozen food purveyor.
Extra police, dressed from head to toe in riot gear, have been called in to guard Iceland’s many stores around England; in order to prevent thick idiots throwing bricks through the windows.
More on this so-called news as soon as we’ve made it up. If we can be bothered.