‘ENGEXIT’ RESULTS IN THICK PEOPLE ‘RIOTING’

Hundreds of specially trained riot police have been drafted in following the England football team’s recent exit from ‘Euro 2016’.

As we all know, many football so-called fans are a little bit thick and, as a result of Iceland beating the England football team 2-1, they’re venting their frustration at Iceland; the popular frozen food purveyor.

Extra police, dressed from head to toe in riot gear, have been called in to guard Iceland’s many stores around England; in order to prevent thick idiots throwing bricks through the windows.

More on this so-called news as soon as we’ve made it up.  If we can be bothered.