In the past, if you didn't want to choose to procure 'Bullshire Stuff' you could choose to procure a 'Virtual Pint' for our Social Media Ambassador.

Any forthcoming wedge was put towards 'Morale Bundles' for injured bobbies and to procure various bits and bobs which we donated to the wonderful Care of Police Survivors charity. Naturally, because running 'Bullshire' far from free, wedge was also put towards keeping the lights on at Bullshire HQ.

But now, because our supreme leaders say so, a 'Virtual Pint' cannot be procured; it must be accompanied by a 'Substantial Meal'.

Therefore, if you don't want to choose to procure any physical Bullshire Stuff, you'll have to choose to consider the question of deciding to procure a 'Virtual Scotch Egg' for our Social Media Ambassador; which will allow them to keep the lights on and to continue running all things 'Bullshire'.

You don't have to, obviously. We'll carry on doing what we do, because it's a laugh.

Merry Christmas.