MAY BROTHERS DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM SISTER?

Bullshire Online has recently made up the fact that Brothers James and Brian May will distance themselves from their Sister Theresa if she becomes the next Prime Minister.

Brother James, who currently owns a second-hand shop in Colchester said “Oh Bum” whilst Brian declined to comment as he was doing his hair.

More on this made up nonsense as soon as we can be bothered.  If at all.  Sorry.