Since the United Kingdom decided to leave Europe, France is demanding the return of the Eifel Tower in Blackpool.
The Eifel Tower was built in Blackpool in 1987 by Frenchman Nigel Eifel; and has featured ever since as a prominent landmark in the seaside town.
Sadly, since the recent ‘Brexit’ decision, Nigel Eifel is demanding it’s returned so it can be rebuilt in Paris.
Eifel said “It’s bang out of order. ”
The ‘Photoshop Expert’ here at Bullshire Online has created this image; which shows how the Blackpool skyline will look without the Eifel tower.
On hearing the news of the imminent demolition of the Eifel tower in Blackpool, shocked locals were close to tears.
Pauline Johnson said “I’ll dearly miss the Eifel Tower. He was a promising footballer, a lovable rogue and a doting father to his babbies.”
When Bullshire Online pointed out to Pauline that she’s a bit thick, she threw her can of frosted jacks at us and stormed off towards the chip shop.