Crowds of shocked onlookers looked on in shock earlier today as Bullshire’s top cop hit the streets of Bullshire.
Many squinting shocked onlookers donned shades as a vision of brightness approached.
Bullshire’s top cop – Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE (MBSE) – performed the walkabout meet ‘n’ greet as a publicity gimmick in an attempt to fool the citizens of Bullshire into thinking he still has a clue about modern policing.
Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE was seen emerging from the rear a fine example of luxury and expensive German engineering as his driver opened his door for him.
Wearing a bright and previously unworn jacket, Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE was in public for sufficient time for this image to be captured.
Oh – Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE also wore his brand new hat. Obviously.