A feral underclass youth was spared prison earlier today because the Magistrates at Bullshire Magistrates’ Court are invertebrates.
Minus their spines, the Magistrates heard how the vile feral underclass buffoon caused the leg of a Bullshire Police Officer to fracture during a recent incident.
Confused, because none of the Bullshire Magistrates actually have vertebrae, the laughing chav was released on bail with a condition that they must not laugh and punch the air until they were back at home.
More on this ‘Story’ when we’ve made it up.