An avid reader of Bullshire Online was left shocked and furious this afternoon (Monday) when the truly shocking parking of a Bullshire Police van caused them to capture this snap and send it to our so-called news team.
As they looked on in shock, our reader captured this snap whilst shouting loudly as crowds of onlookers began to look on in shock.
Shardonnay Foon, who didn’t want to be named by Bullshire Online said,
“I fink its discustin. Tha wy dat 5-0 van as parkd iz discustin. I pai there wages frm ote off me dole innit?”
After Ms FOON had sobered up, our intrepid reporter established that he’d had to park her free car an extra 5 (five) metres from the shop because of how the Police van had parked. Apparently, Ms FOON had to pick her 172 children up from the Referral Unit and is fat and lazy.
Bullshire Online so-called reporters have sent a Freedom of Information Act request off to Bullshire Police to ask them why this Police van had been parked so selfishly.