Bullshire Online has learned* that, following the recent democratic decision by the people of the United Kingdom to leave the European Union, Bucks Fizz could be stripped of their 1981 Eurovision crown.
This has resulted in a ‘Petition’ being set up by someone who appears not to exist setting up a ‘Petition’ which, because it’s being publicised by the mainstream media, is gaining momentum and is being signed by millions of disgruntled people.
On ‘Googling’ the creator of the petition, they appear not to have a definitive pre-petition ‘Google Footprint’ which is a little bit suspicious; but not many people have thought of that so they’re happily jumping on the petition bandwagon whilst the mainstream media ram it down the throats of everyone in the universe; probably at the behest of their puppeteers.
Stay tuned to ‘Bullshire Online’ as we make up more of this nonsense.
*made up.